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pre-seasoned

When a woman or orifice has been aroused or inseminated to the point that a a phallus can slide in without effort. Often used to convey disinterest in foreplay and the result of using a fluffer.
Meet her friends? Are they DTF? I like them pre-seasoned! In fact, it's best if someone else has already talked them up.
by Capn C-Block April 27, 2014
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bra season

Warm weather that allows females to wear loose fitted tops and show off their bras through the armhole. Bra season is usually associated with Summer, but some eager females start bra season in Spring.
Matthew's bathroom water art feels more inspired during bra season.
by hobobs April 16, 2014
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destitute seamstress

a semi-offensive term for a female hilly-billy
even if Rosa Parks was indeed destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving, quite a lot in terms of human rights
by Sexydimma December 17, 2014
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beef season

The time of the year when ameture body builders attempt to reconstruct their flabby asses in the gym with excessive protein shakes and loud and obnoxious remarks about their new "accumulation of "gains".
Joe: I'm going to the gym!
Tony: why?
Joe: it's beef season!
by Kevin money December 30, 2014
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destitute seamstress

a female hilly-billy
even if Rosa Parks was indeed destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving, quite a lot in terms of human rights
by Sexydimma September 21, 2014
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destitute seamstress

a offensive term for an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights
by Sexydimma March 11, 2015
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Guy Season

The time in which girls are most likely to be attacked by guys who have no intention of a real relationship with them.
Oh god, it's guy season again.
by BabbyyI October 10, 2015
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