A mentally and physically draining jail-like government facility, which makes children Hope for the week to be over. It also specializes in teaching kids to use algebra to cross the street.
by Pseudonym#404 April 27, 2021
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by Lil Balls May 21, 2019
Get the School mug.A place that is said to better our minds but ends up brainwashing us into learning thing that we will never need in life.
Stands for Seven Crappiest Hours Of Our Lives.
Also see: Prison
Schools also hold fundraisers often. Money is said to be used for new computers or to fix the wifi, but actually goes to the teacher's lounge.
*Student walks into teacher's lounge*
Dang, this place is awesome. They got recliners, flat screen TVs, microwaves, refrigerators, air hockey, and full bars of wifi.
*Student is expelled for finding the holy grail*
Dress code is also enforced. If a girl shows one centimeter of her shoulder she gets detention. If she shows three inches of skin above her knee she also gets detention. The boys dress code is almost non existent.
Bullying is common, but if students tell teachers they would just add more stupid rules.
Popular girls can get away with wearing tube tops, but an unpopular girl would have to go to alternative school for two years.
Stands for Seven Crappiest Hours Of Our Lives.
Also see: Prison
Schools also hold fundraisers often. Money is said to be used for new computers or to fix the wifi, but actually goes to the teacher's lounge.
*Student walks into teacher's lounge*
Dang, this place is awesome. They got recliners, flat screen TVs, microwaves, refrigerators, air hockey, and full bars of wifi.
*Student is expelled for finding the holy grail*
Dress code is also enforced. If a girl shows one centimeter of her shoulder she gets detention. If she shows three inches of skin above her knee she also gets detention. The boys dress code is almost non existent.
Bullying is common, but if students tell teachers they would just add more stupid rules.
Popular girls can get away with wearing tube tops, but an unpopular girl would have to go to alternative school for two years.
Student: Will we learn to how to pay taxes. Or manage money.
Teacher: No this is a school. We only learn useful things here.
(This is why people are in crippling debt right now)
Teacher: No this is a school. We only learn useful things here.
(This is why people are in crippling debt right now)
by -"+#("!8#;@("!@9#; May 25, 2016
Get the School mug.Ok. Let’s be nice... I fucking hate school it’s ruining our life and someone needs to stop it. We all know that we only go there because we wanna see our friends not because we wanna look at our teachers ugly faces for eternity it’s basically a hellhole that our teachers throw us in ya you know that teacher that always has a smile on their face and never gives u homework well ya in her mind she’s like “ok..if I just keep smiling and don’t give out homework the kids won’t come after me.” Ya we all know when it comes to school we all become devils.... just me. Ok and don’t get me started on homework it’s also another trick teachers like to use to ruin our lives when we go home and spend hours staring at a sheet of paper while we are thinking “when did we learn this in school?” Well guess what.. you didn’t they just expect you to walk threw hell aka school with a smile on your face I mean homework is a waste of time I could be doing other meaningful things than doing math and also we learn things that we won’t be using in the future and that’s all I got to say now let me do homework because I’m not going to go to detention oh and ya. Detention.... it’s stupid ok so what I get on top of a lunch room table and start screaming. It’s fine as long as I’m not attacking the teachers well anyways have a good day and have a safe school time. Try not to die.
Random person at school: “yay school time!”
Me: “wait.. you like school?”
Random person at school: “yes I do!”
Me: “SAVE YOURSELF PEOPLE WE GOT A SCHOOL LOVING NERD!”
Me: “wait.. you like school?”
Random person at school: “yes I do!”
Me: “SAVE YOURSELF PEOPLE WE GOT A SCHOOL LOVING NERD!”
by Jess17• October 23, 2019
Get the School mug.A place where you have to wake up at 6 in the morning for 14 years and forced to work on bullshit that isn't going to benefit you in anyway. Dont forget the dogshit that is going to kill us if the stress from all the assignments given to you doesn't the cafeteria food which most of it was brought to you from a nuclear power plants dumpster. Everyone there are all assholes who torcher you constantly the schools say bullying is bad yet they don't give a shit if someone dies. Instead you get in trouble for wearing a hoodie because that is so life threatening then someone bullied into suicide. Then you are expected to regurgitate all the information you "learned" on a test paper which determines a letter used to make you look like a failure. Your parents get mad for not pay attention for 8 hours. And we can't forget the wondrous homework provided to have at home torcher. I am glad I learned all the battles of the civil war even though I want to be a chef and not learn taxes. In short terms school is hell
Billy- I HATE SCHOOL
Everyone- same
Everyone- same
by Aquatic_animations10 January 14, 2021
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School is the worst place u will ever have to go to. U r forced to learned things u don't need in life. U have to survive a whole year with teachers that yell at u for trying to go to the restroom and for other stupid reasons. U have make friends and go threw a lot of drama and there will be atleast one fight either about 2 girls fighting over a boy or just cause they get on their nerves. The food there is so fucking gross I rather eat grass. they say "We provide healthy food" but tf it's not even real. U get a lot of homework that u have to take home and waste your time on it and there's projects u have to do just to end up throwing the project to the trash and the 6 hours u wasted on it. U have to wake up so early in the morning to go to school and it fucking sucks cause I need my sleep!!! I fucking worked on my homework/project the whole day yesterday and went to sleep at 2:00 am and u expect me to wake up at 6:00 am to go to school ??!! I don't want to go to school I'm pretty sure nobody does.
School is the worst place u will ever have to go to. U r forced to learned things u don't need in life. U have to survive a whole year with teachers that yell at u for trying to go to the restroom and for other stupid reasons. U have make friends and go threw a lot of drama and there will be atleast one fight either about 2 girls fighting over a boy or just cause they get on their nerves. The food there is so fucking gross I rather eat grass. they say "We provide healthy food" but tf it's not even real. U get a lot of homework that u have to take home and waste your time on it and there's projects u have to do just to end up throwing the project to the trash and the 6 hours u wasted on it. U have to wake up so early in the morning to go to school and it fucking sucks cause I need my sleep!!! I fucking worked on my homework/project the whole day yesterday and went to sleep at 2:00 am and u expect me to wake up at 6:00 am to go to school ??!! I don't want to go to school I'm pretty sure nobody does.
by Idkwhattoputhereinthiswhitebox November 13, 2017
Get the School mug.Seven straight hours of torture and sitting in seats that make your ass hurt after a few minutes, you're forced to be around a bunch of pathetic wanna be Drakes that wear Yeezy's and hoodies with random screenshots of SpongeBob, they all have iPhone 11 Pros and Nike backpacks.
Schools usually reek of spoiled milk and the teachers always put the girl prisoners in front of the boy prisoners and there's usually 6/7 levels AKA "Periods" of torture.
You have math, social studies, ELA, science, gym, and computer lab, in gym, you run a Fitness Gram Pacer Test that usually results in Achilles tendonitis in both Achilles tendons.
You are also forced to carry a 50 pound backpack around the school, the backpacks consist of a heavy ass science textbook, a math book, a Chromebook, and binders that you will never use, the other inmates usually try to step on your new Adidas Rose 773's, and speaking of shoes, the other prisoners usually wear worn out dirty Vans shoes or really dirty Nike Air's while you're the only one that has clean drip on and it's hard to keep them clean around your other fellow inmates, your inmates, also known as "Kids" usually have bad breath and reek of B.O. and walk around like gangstas because they think they're cool
Then you have lunch, during this 30 minute break, you have to eat pizza that tastes like shit, then once you're done, you're back to torture.
Schools usually reek of spoiled milk and the teachers always put the girl prisoners in front of the boy prisoners and there's usually 6/7 levels AKA "Periods" of torture.
You have math, social studies, ELA, science, gym, and computer lab, in gym, you run a Fitness Gram Pacer Test that usually results in Achilles tendonitis in both Achilles tendons.
You are also forced to carry a 50 pound backpack around the school, the backpacks consist of a heavy ass science textbook, a math book, a Chromebook, and binders that you will never use, the other inmates usually try to step on your new Adidas Rose 773's, and speaking of shoes, the other prisoners usually wear worn out dirty Vans shoes or really dirty Nike Air's while you're the only one that has clean drip on and it's hard to keep them clean around your other fellow inmates, your inmates, also known as "Kids" usually have bad breath and reek of B.O. and walk around like gangstas because they think they're cool
Then you have lunch, during this 30 minute break, you have to eat pizza that tastes like shit, then once you're done, you're back to torture.
by DemarDerozanFan10 October 20, 2020
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