Poo Nark 

Someone who reports to a higher up the exccessive time one may spend leaving a dump.

Ex. Don is such poo nark, i was just demoted for my half hour shits.

Poo Nark by Rusty Rod August 28, 2009

Poo Tooth 

A dental crown that has been dislodged, swallowed, retrieved from fecal matter, sterilized & re-cemented in order to avoid costly replacement. While indistinguishable from others, you will always know where that tooth has been.

"Damn! I just swallowed my crown! I better get a new one."
"You do realize a new one is like $900..."
"Damn! Now I'm gonna have a poo tooth! Where are the baggies?"

Poo Tooth by mudboy247 October 5, 2009

poo patch pirate 

a gay person that work on a boat

poo patch pirate is a man doing his mate up the ass

poo patch pirate by how;'s your daddy March 13, 2010

poo garbage 

ADJ. Anything that is a ghetto ass, broke down, piece of bull shit.

Tom- Baw them MTX speakers is poo garbage.

Ricky- I know son, them kickers ain't though.

Tom- P.S. so is bazookas.

poo garbage by Dankass poogarbage May 20, 2010

poo snatch 

Your butthole; especially when refering to it as a sexual organ, as in talking about "putting it in their poo snatch".

Guy 1: Hey dude, I got so much cutty last night!
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well I got more poo snatch than you could believe!

poo snatch by getwicked May 29, 2010

Poo Knuckler 

A poo knuckler is someone that shoves there fist up another persons ass.

Guy 1: You poo knuckler
Guy 2: Do you even know what that means?
Guy 1: no, what?
Guy 2: a poo knuckler is when someone shoves a fist up your butt!
Guy 1: No way, you just pulled that definition out of your ass
Guy 2: Literly!

Poo Knuckler by Walruses unite February 20, 2011

Poo Face Monster 

A monster who has a face made of poo. Also used as an expression of frustration (ie. instead of "bummer," which tools say).

Eric: I just found out I have to work this weekend.
Karen: That's a fucking poo face monster.
Eric. I know... I know...

Poo Face Monster by Big Daddy Finch April 8, 2011