Scenic Piss

Going pee outdoors, preferably in a quiet place with a nice view.

Aw, man! I had a scenic piss in that forest and it was the most chill thing ever!

by Opinionated Webster June 1, 2016

piss pedal

In skateboarding, pushing with your front foot instead of your back foot. Also called mongo push. It is considered to be bad form. See also Pushing Mongo

The hottop had a slight slope so she only had to piss pedal one way.

by lkm1220 August 21, 2016

Shitting And Pissing

The act of pissing and shitting simultaneously.

Will: Damn nigger, I just went to the bathroom and commenced the act of shitting and pissing
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan

by pissingandshitting69 January 28, 2020

piss on bricks

A sentence of absolute frustration, when nothing else comes to mind to define your frustrations, this phrase is put into use.

Olivia: Well, what if the douchebag doesn't ignore you?
Katherine: Then piss on bricks.

by Totlo Wolf October 21, 2012

Piss wine

Piss that is fermented into wine that is used as a recreational drug in unpopular and poor areas.

Person A: I would like a glass of piss wine, please.
Waiter pours some piss wine into a glass.
Person C: Piss wine! Gross! Is this what your undeveloped country serves us???

by Sunny Beach August 21, 2013

Piss Fump

When two drunk people give each other a "fist bump." A drunk gesture after two people agree on something or think something is cool.

After drinking a 12 pack of Michelob Ultra, Tom made a funny joke and gave Mindy a piss fump. When the cast of Jersey Shore get wasted they all want to piss fump.

by dailybragger January 4, 2012

pissing kittens

nervous.

Dude, I am pissing kittens over the exam tomorrow.

by w0lfey June 30, 2011