Boat Room

A room in a rich persons house used primarily for eating ass.

Nance and I had a great time in the Boat Room this weekend.

Let’s retire to the Boat Room after showering.

by Boat Room Bill May 24, 2021

Boat Crafting

Before rolling a joint you take the bottom corner of a paper and twist it, then open it up like a boat to stash the goods inside. Usually used when at a party because it makes it easier to roll standing up and it stops your shit from falling out.

Person one: "Hey man you gonna roll that doobie?"
Person two: "Nah man too many fuckin people and no surface to roll on"
Person one: "Fuck that bro, just craft a boat"
Person two: "Fine dude, where would we be without boat crafting?"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012

dick boating

Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.

SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe

"Dude, Jenny went Dick Boating with me last night and it was AWESOME!"

by SailorDick February 6, 2014

Boat Race

When two groups of people team up to Double Dutch Rudder and the first team to cum wins the race.

Me and my boy will beat you any day in a Boat Race.

by GregmoDaEskimo October 29, 2018

Boat floating

When you’ve been drinking the night before , then you wake up and have one drink and get fucked up.

We went so hard last night, this mimosas got me boat floating.

by Yololit July 20, 2019

Steam Boating

A slow and deliberate face to breast oscillating motion.

Mark Twain is slowly steam boating his way through the golden girls.

by Samuel Clams. July 12, 2014

FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.

“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”

by duckmasterj May 10, 2021