My Cows My Meat

The phrase that pimps like to say to establish their territory in the pimp world. Cows referring to the hooker and meat referring to their clients.

*in a bar*

Pablo: So I see you also like to pimp as a side hustle
Diego: Yeah, whatsittoya
Pablo: I'm a pimp too. I'll tell you what, I'll pay you some thicc moolah if you let some of your hookers work for me
Diego: Hey look man, My Cows My Meat
Pablo: no u
Diego: NO U!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021

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Cow: Your mom edition

A fat bitch who, when seen, pigs run away in a cowardly fear.
#yourmom

Ex. of: Cow: Your mom edition

#1: Wow dude your mom is such a fat mutha fuckin bitch!!!!
#2: Shutup! :(
#1: Dude, you can surf on those waves.
#2: Dont say that!
#1: Haha why?
#2: *whispers* She'll eat you...

by DatGuyMatthew September 17, 2014

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super king cow baby

Super King Cow Baby is a nickname for So Junghwan and So Junghwan only.
If you use it for anyone else I will haunt your dreams and you'd be living your worst nightmare.

So Junghwan,is our Super King Cow Baby and we love him with all our our heart

by jikjin May 01, 2022

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like a cow lookin' at a new gate

Bewilderment, shock and disbelief.

Well, I was minding my own business, like a cowboy does.

This girl walked up and I told her I knew what color her underwear was.

She looked at me "like a cow lookin' at a new gate".

by Ellynjen June 27, 2009

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couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".

"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

by J Strummer September 06, 2006

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