sneaky ninja

While having sex doggystyle, right before a guy "goes" during sex he works up a big wad of spit then pretends to orgasm and spits on the girls back, then when she turns around u give her the money shot

the other day i was going at it with this girl but she was annoying so later that night i gave her the sneaky ninja

by mateo September 13, 2004

ninja bukkake

ninja bukkake is when yer getting a blowjob and last second you pull back and bukkake on the giver of the blowjob

bob: dude it was funny i ninja bukkake'd in her eye
someone else: lol

by HeroinBob April 14, 2005

Coffee ninja

(n) One who secretly steals the first cup of coffee from a fresh pot, even though he wasn't the one who made it, thereby circumventing the "first dibs" rule granted to he who made said pot of coffee.

Damn coffee ninja! I just made that pot and I was really looking forward to having the first cup!

by Handsom Rob aka Big Poppa April 10, 2010

clit-ninja

A lesbian; the "opposite" of an ass pirate. Though "lass pirate" may work, also.

My girlfriend and I are proud clit-ninjas.

by Geech<3Kween September 24, 2009

Basement Ninja

A person(usually a teenager) who rarely sees the light of day and spends his time playing videogames ranging from: Modern Warfare 2 to World of Warcraft.

Me: Dude, I was enjoying a casual game of Modern Warfare 2 when this 10th Prestige dropped into my game and fucked everyone up.
Friend: What a fuckin Basement Ninja.

by KillerKore13 December 12, 2009

Ninja Suit

Refers to the Burka that Muslim women wear.

My car was struck by a woman in a Ninja Suit.

by 18allthaway July 9, 2010

Photo Ninja

A person who tries to blend into the background and takes lots of pictures of a group of people/ one person. This person usually takes pictures of celebrities or cosplayers.

cosplayer 1: We are being photo ninja'ed again...

cosplayer 2: I wish they would just ask us to pose for a picture cause we will

cosplayer 3: Should we smile at them or flip them off...

by hetaliaftw! July 25, 2010