artic monkeys

Mispelling of the band Arctic Monkeys, you probably seen it at least once in your life time.

Makes you want to roll your eyes and laugh your ass off.

In a comment section...
A: I love Artic Monkeys, they are the star of indie rock bands!
B: Artic Monkeys is so cool
C: I wish Artic Monkeys is telling us the release date of AM7 soon.

Person X: IT'S ARCTIC MONKEYS, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL!

by thequeeenisdead February 11, 2022

Curly Monkey

When someone is being a pain to handle.

Don't you think Emilia is a total Curly Monkey.

by Montague_Sun October 18, 2021

Monkey Scrub

To be given a monkey scrub is the act of being put in a headlock and having your head rubbed with a knuckle. This can also be referred to as a nookie.

I gave my brother a monkey scrub

by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021

krunker monkey

the term Krunker Monkey is what you call someone when you want to call them a faggot or the n-word, or any other slur, so you call them a Krunker Monkey

go back to where you came from you Krunker Monkey

by Xahm is sexy February 27, 2022

The Ambulating Monkey

When your homie is stumbling around eating bananas after sixty nine shots of tequila

Dude 1: Yo man what’s up with Random?
Dude 2: Oh he’s just doing The Ambulating Monkey.

by Pweaw July 6, 2021

Porch Monkey

An African American. Slang: Nigger.

Look at that fucking porch monkey eating fried chicken, watermelon, and washing it down with a Lil Hug juice drink. Fucking niggers.

by Filthy Sally December 18, 2008

butt monkey

1. A general insult.
2. A sycophant, or "brown-noser."
3. Someone who is extremely irritating or annoying, a "pain in the ass."

1. God, you're such a butt monkey.
2. Jones is such a kiss-ass butt monkey.
3. Dammit! Would you stop being such a butt monkey and LEAVE ME ALONE?!

by Anonymous April 20, 2003