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Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
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Math

charlie: call the police
amelia: why?
charlie: math is mentally abusive
by somegirlonhere October 20, 2020
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math

by big benlol May 23, 2019
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emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math
"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."
by extreeemelyamerican February 7, 2014
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MATH

math ill sue you and me and lulu is goana get this apartment. If not ill make sure ur gonna b forgotten yo sick ass mfka js make math easy! @! @ !# @# ! @! #! #@
Math is dead.
by Hotrod1234_LulusLOVELIFE December 12, 2021
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maths, english, science

a woman's menstation cycle
Sue: My stomach is so sore.
Molly: How come?
Sue: I've got my maths, english, science
Molly: Oh that time again.
by Rhiannon-May September 11, 2006
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Math

Man, Math was such a bore.../.......
by The_Mustang April 20, 2018
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