Makeout May

It’s like destroy dick december but with making out. Good luck kids

Person 1: Guess what month it is????!!!!
Person 2: Makeout May!!!!

by 90ZKIDZ April 30, 2019

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May 4th

May 4th is National slap the fuck out of every friend you have day

Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today

Friend 2: may 4th, why?

Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.

friend 3: OHHHH SHIT

Friend 4: RUNNNN

Friend 2: your not scary bro

Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me

Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023

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May 21st

May 21st is national stick your hand in a bowl of spaghetti day.

*sticks hand in spaghetti*
“What the fuck are you doing Daniel”
“Its May 21st”

by Violin._sandwich April 20, 2022

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Justin and May

Justin is a really nice guy! And a May is a sweet girl that is very loveable (very hot as well;)) Justin and May is a good match to define they're relationship its very hot, especially when it gets very pleasing ;) A Justin gets quickly attracted to a May because of her personality and the stubbornness. But she loves the Justin for his personality as well but over they are a beautiful match especially the Justin being the man for her. May is a cool girl and would be a great gf but she can get a bit hard to understand and overall would be stubborn but we all love a girl with some humor ;) And we would love a Justin with a big cock that would understand his gf very well. He loves a girl with some pureness. Can be protective though, so watch your mouth you pedo's, don't come running to this girl that Justin will end you!
Best couple yet. (or should I say a hot couple)

"Why are they such a Justin and May!"

by Iloveyouall<3 November 23, 2021

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