Robert Lemon

A complete dickhead

“Oh look it’s Robert Lemon! He’s a total jerk who used Odessa’s feelings!”

by someonewhohatesrobert July 22, 2023

Lemoned

Verb (past tense): intentionally deceived into buying faulty or defective merchandise.

Bro #1: "Man, I picked up a streetwalker last night and "she" whipped out a piece of man-meat bigger than mine."

Bro #2: "Homie, you got lemoned by a tranny."

-or-
"I went to the flea market and bought a used computer, but it doesn't work and he shop disappeared the next weekend. I got lemoned!"

by GrammarJunkie October 31, 2017

Lemon

Seth’s wife and is very popular playing games like gorilla tag her enemy is her cousin lime but her brother orange is very distant from her her other freinds and famliy are tomato peanut butter watermelon Ted the pumpkin

Seth’s lemon wife is super hot

Lemons are the best thing ever

by Lemonmonke_vr February 28, 2022

Lemon Tear

When you ejaculate so hard it hurts like being stung in the eye with lemons

"I have such a hard Lemon Tear since last night"

by Eljune March 19, 2022

lemon cello

A term used for dropping a condom in front of your lover.

Oh no! I lemon cello!

by Fruitfly03 July 12, 2018

Lemon log

The act of peeing in someone's butt hole.

Hey Debbie I want to give you a lemon log.

by Tony the Guy February 13, 2017

Lemon

A person who makes a stupid mistake and is slow.

Dude your a lemon.

by DonCheadleisgod April 30, 2019