king dingus

The king of all dingus's. A real momo head.

That cocksucker Marvin ain't your everyday momo. He's like King Dingus

by Gumbie Dumbie April 26, 2015

King James

N. A generous, fuzzy god, known for its mysterious and glorious golden booty. A King James is one cheap ass motherfucker and will most likely be spotted frolicking with its nugget (a stout angry and smelly creature that likes to tag along). A King James enjoys a good beer and schnaz. Never fuck with a King James.

Sniff sniff...I smell a booty. Can it be? Is it a king James?

I love my king James!!

by salt lake cindy October 19, 2013

King Clazz

Runescape - When times are bad, you never get any drops, you spec 0's constantly. You just had a "King_Clazz" moment. Having this title basicly means "Worst Luck Possible" or WLP syndrome. This means you can never get "Lucky" with anything.

Guy 1: "Man i just killed 5000 Abby Demons and not one whip@!"
Guy 2: "Stink!! You just had a King Clazz moment"

by Brock M October 20, 2008

kings handshake

When you shake a mans hand and slide your handshake away. Gripping hold of their index finger and wank it off like a hooker in Las Vegas.

I shook Craig's hand and gave him the kings handshake. He loved it and jizzed in his pants.

by GTips July 21, 2017

king tut

when you take a solid poop, wrap it in the hand towel next to the sink for the next unsuspecting person to wipe their hands off with, the unvailing is priceless!

I was at my buddies house, after I washed my hands I used the nicely rolled up hand towel next to the sink to dry my hands, to my surprise there was a king tut wrapped in there! I had to wash my hands all over again.....sickos i tell ya!

by FLCL69 March 21, 2017

king of cheese

someone who cums so much you could run a cheese factory

james is a king of cheese

by Daddy Swedosh April 22, 2020

Lion Kinging

The act of holding up your dog 6 feet in the air while singing “Circle of Life.”

I Lion Kinged the shit out of my dog last night!

"Lion King" FAIL example: While Lion Kinging my 2lb. dog, he jumped out of my arms and fell six feet down and hit his head. As a result, I will NEVER Lion King AGAIN!

by lv4kiki October 1, 2014