4th of July

Day when real patriots have sex for at least 3 hours

Jenny was excited about 4th of July

by Bigppboi70-1 July 4, 2022

July 13

The day former president Donald J Trump was shot

ON JULY 13th
Billy Bob: yeah trump was shot today

Robby: hope he recovers

by Connorisbingys July 18, 2024

Julie bird

When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.

"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip

"You what?" -Berf lemoop

"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop

"Nice." -Berf lemoop

by Peachfuz Lamberskin III April 20, 2019

Juli

Juli is a once in a lifetime kind of girl. Everybody that sees her is instantly amazed at how cute she is. She has the biggest and brightest brown eyes you’ve ever seen and the craziest curliest hair too. Shes the type of girl that you want to run up to and hug every time you see her because of how cute she is. Shes tiny, but in the most adorable way possible. She has endless personality, and whether you want to go out or stay in, play a sport or play a video game, watch a movie or have a deep conversation, Juli is always down and will make it an enjoyable experience. She can be a stubborn girl sometimes, but most of the time she just needs a little push. She is intelligent and can offer amazing advice to anybody going through anything. There isn't a single person who's life wouldn't be made better by meeting a Juli, as she leaves an everlasting impact on each and every person she meets.

“Hey Lucas, is Juli coming to the party this weekend?”
“I hope so Diego, I always feel warm when shes around!”

by lilfluzi November 23, 2021

July 9th

July 9th! A day to re-set your phone and update all social media’s. Decorate your phone and post pretty Insta photos!

“Hey, what do you wanna do on July 9th?” Oh I’m going to reset my phone and decorate it!

by Daily days<3 July 9, 2021

July 10th

National youngest child chooses what is for dinner day

When your youngest child needs to choose what they want for dinner on July 10th

by anonymous July 10, 2024

July 11

July 11 is the worst day ever. This day is always gloomy and rainy. It’s when the worst of the worst are born. If you are born on July 11, you probably enjoy torturing people, have a bad personality, and like anchovies on pizza. If you know someone born on July 11 cut them out of your life, before they ruin it.

Boy: Ew, look at that girl.
Boy 2: Yeah she was born on July 11.

by Jordablizz November 27, 2023