July 6

National booty pic day

Oh shit!
N:what

?:it's July 6 I'm gonna ask for a booty pic

by Angel❤️ July 5, 2023

July 5th

National argue with your girlfriend/boyfriend day

its july 5th babe i wanna argue with you for no reason because its july 5th.

by FBGMtime July 6, 2021

July 8th

national prank your mother day, prank your mother and don’t go easy on her either.

it’s july 8th! i’m gonna prank my mom.

“hey mom i need to tell you something”
“what’s up?”
“im pregnant”
*brain explodes*

by alligatorsareawfullyweird July 8, 2025

The July Shits

When it’s mid-season, freezing and your coach is getting tired, sick of his cohort and is really grumpy.

“Don’t worry about Terry, he’s just got the July shits, mate”

by Make the right decision! July 28, 2025

July 15th

Keep Yourself Safe.

Me: KYS(Keep Yourself Safe)

My Dumbass Friend: Thank for the head, up. July 15th.

by yungsu July 14, 2023

July 28

National Make Out With Bruno day.

Best celebrated naked and cuddling.

“Tomorrow is July 28, Bruno and I are going to lay up in bed and celebrate.”

by AR999 July 27, 2024

julys

a little boy that hates it when people pronounce his name like the month instead of how its actually pronounced (joo-ly). he is asexual

julys is a weirdo

by jeulieeees June 17, 2024