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I love my Jordan

I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm
by You’re Pilot December 6, 2019
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Jordan

A Jordan is a cousin to a Karen. A Jordan is somebody, usually a white male, who on topics of social justice holds that there are many layers of counterintuitive reality that only themselves and other Jordans understand and which imply that nothing can or should be done toward progress in those areas. So named because they're often followers of Jordan Peterson.
Before that Jordans told me about black privilege I was out there protesting like a fool I'm ashamed to admit.
by Brio Springforward July 7, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan is the name 8-year-old white boys on tiktok use as a replacement for the n-word. It was originally started as an inside joke by the tiktoker Jordan Da Boo. When it spread out to the entirety of tiktok, "Jordan" started being referred to as "really f#cking corny".
"Wassup my Jordan!"
"Jordan with a hard J."
by $adeMica April 3, 2021
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Jordan B D

by Brooooooo stop taking my names February 10, 2022
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jordan

by jordan092617 April 4, 2021
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Jordan

She is very and bright in the mind. Jordan is a mix between an introvert and an extrovert. She has some friends but she doesn't have very many. Jordan also doesn't understand personality types. She is short, or else she is average height. She hasn't had any boyfriends, except 1 who basically didn't count, and she had one that she liked and didn't like but people kind of ruined it for her- at least for most Jordan's. Jordan is very pretty and usually pretty fit. She has an open mind and is very happy even though she may not seem that way. Sometimes she is upset or stressed with some things in her life but not normally. She is very kind and CAN NOT make ANY good jokes- they are only funny because of how bad they are. Jordan's LOVE kids, she wants to play with them all the time and she thinks they are super fun. Jordan has pretty long beautiful eyelashes. She is not so good at paying attention though. Although she can still do her homework, it just takes her hours unless she is in a homework vibe or productive, do stuff, get done vibe. Jordan goes through and has lots of different vibes. Jordan likes to play sports, especially swim team.
"Hey look there is Jordan sitting over with Lane!"

"Oh, she just fell off the bench laughing!!"
by Heyheyheyyy1800 February 4, 2021
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Jordan

Sweet caring always there gor you what you need him will be there threw everything never gives go on what he loves fight for what he loves and always pulls the most girls
Girls #1 jordan is so damn fine

Random bitch #2 omg Ima let me bend me over backwards and fuck me

#3 he can fuck me when ever he won't to baby
by SexyPornStar April 21, 2018
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