holy ghost in my ceiling

When your cat looks at your ceiling randomly and starts howling demonic chants by opening and closing its mouth.

I was typing an essay , and my cat started started staring at the ceiling. Clearly, there was a holy ghost in my ceiling.

by Churrasco October 12, 2015

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The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor

A book of deliverance mentioned to arrive in the end-times by God's arch messenger, Michael, in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1, and Revelations 10:1-11. The leader prophet "Naziyr" will deliver as foretold in Jeremiah chapter 30.

"You got that new Bible called, "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor" yet?"

by The Covenant Messenger July 21, 2021

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HOly shit im drunk

Woah i had too much smirnoff vodka!! Im not a slav but i am one tonight. Russian vodka is turning me into a slav, im drunk as fuck. heehee

Holy shit im drunk, i think i just fucked a girl ans got her pregnant.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 10, 2020

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Holy Cross College, Ryde

A bunch of pathetic spoilt losers who dont know how to spell. Make shitty excuses and cant lie for shit.

Holy cross college, Ryde

"Stupid holy cross dickheads, stinking up the bus!"

by aminess February 08, 2006

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holy santa claus shit

We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...

example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"

bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("

ryan " holy santa claus shit"

by mr.smarterass April 17, 2009

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