harry hill 

A REALLY unfunny 'comedian' whose jokes are all scripted and badly delivered.
He also has a really annoyin squint and has his head up his own arse.

That Harry Hill's TV Burp is on, you wanna watch it.
Nah, cos its shite!

harry hill by tom smith May 13, 2005

Harry Scotter 

A penis (size doesn't matter) that has surpassed the expiration date. Usually pretty dank and smelly, and always extremely hairy. Usually worn by old men.

Dude, I was in the changing room and this fat old man had a disgusting harry scotter.

Harry Scotter by dieselnator June 22, 2009

harry potter 

something unexpected but apsolutly wanted
a hard stick

g-friend - oh my goodness youv'e poped a harry potter.

boyfriend- yep, you want to have some fun ?

harry potter by jesse mann 90210 August 8, 2008

Harry Potter 

A series of books that nerds are violently defensive about, evidently.

I have no interest in Harry Potter. Been reading some Bukowski, Palahniuk, Thompson, Rand...

You don't like Harry Potter?!? You must be illiterate!!!!

Harry Potter by Applejackson November 18, 2010

Harry Potter 

Also known as the boy who lived. He was born in Godrick's Hollow, England. When he was a baby, his parents where killed by the dark lord, Voldemort. He was sent to live with his aunt and uncle, muggles to the extreme. At 11, he got acccepted to Hogwarts, School for Witches and Wizards, where he attened school for 6 years. At year 7, he left school to search for the horcruxes that belong to Lord Voldemort. At the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter defeated the dark lord. He is currently married to Ginverva Weasley, younger sister to his best friend, Ron Weasley.

Ginny: "OMG! You're Harry Potter, you're the boy who lived!"

Harry Potter by SydneyLiz May 25, 2010

Harry Potter drunk 

Someone who is only fun when they are drunk. When they are not Harry Potter drunk, they are uptight and lame...kind of like the movie.

Jon is only fun when he is Harry Potter drunk.

Harry Potter drunk by melsbells27 August 1, 2011

harry potter 

harry potter is the most retarded book series. it is pretty much lord of the rings without the group of people and just one nerd who does magic and goes on "adventures". he is just trying to get laid

when nazis burn books its bad, when harry potter does it its family fun!

harry potter by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004