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ghetto candy

The cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of your trick or treat bag that you just can't stand to eat, but won't throw out because it's candy. If you have a choice between this candy and drinking pancake syrup for a sugar hit, you'd pick the syrup.

Alternatively, the cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of the communal work candy dish, left there for the same reason.
Worker One: "Ugh! There's nothing in the candy dish but ghetto candy! I'd rather eat sugar cubes!"

Worker Two: "Shut up! You ate all the good stuff; now it's your turn to buy some real candy!"

Worker One: (grabbing the sugar cubes) "Munch munch munch)
ghetto candy by pellygirl August 27, 2012
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Ghetto latina 

Hot, sexy and sensual chicks who have the nicest asses, nice curves everywhere and look good they is hip,different,stands out, or is just plain sick, they'll beat anyone down for dissin someone they care for.
"man did you see that ghetto latina that just walked by?" "Daymmm.. she hot...Rumour has it she beat that heffa maxine for dissin her homegurl"
Ghetto latina by OnE LaTIn Ma September 8, 2005

Ghetto-ing

(v.)Stealing, or "ghetto borrowing" . When other people ask about it, you tell them you are borrowing it, but never really give it back, and don't tell the person you "borrowed" it from, that you "borrowed" it.
Damn, that bitch ghettoed my sunglasses


Hotfuckedydamn, that mofo ghettoed my pencil.

Ghetto Yo-yo 

When the string of a guy's gym shorts gets wrapped around his dick, and he pulls up on it.
"Dude I'm going commando in my gym shorts and you know how they have that little string on them? Yeah well this is really entertaining. It's like a ghetto yo-yo!"

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play with my ghetto yo-yo."
Ghetto Yo-yo by lovelymissem January 29, 2009

Ghetto Jenga 

a free and fun time waster played by children of the ghetto.

a group of children (2-10) children gather around in a circle around a flat surface (table, desk etc.)

the first person places there hand on the table the second player slaps the first players hand as hard as desired and then the third player and so on. until the first person may use their second hand to smack the previous players first hand. the cycle repeats till each player has used both hands.

repeat the cycle, by removing the bottom hand of the first player and smacking the hand of the person that struck their second hand and so on. so that eventually every player will be at the bottom, then remove their hand and smack again.
a group of kids from scaraborough, ontario played a game of ghetto jenga at recess and taylor got swollen hands.

Ghetto limeade 

Ghetto lime(lemon)ade is a cheap substitute for a drink such as one of these drinks that can also be substituted with any fruit you can think of. Whether your short on time or just broke. lt is concoction made using these ingridients: lime juice, sugar and water. Instructions: fill pitcher(,bottle,glass,etc.,) with water. Now add about two tablespoons of lime juice and however much sugar you feel is right. Mix until blended and now you have ghetto limeade!
Wife: Oh no! We forgot the (insert fruit)ade! Now the party will be ruined!
Husband: Don't worry honey, all we need to do is whip up a batch of Ghetto limeade!
Wife: Great idea! Let's get to work!
Ghetto limeade by Jonsey97 January 22, 2011

Ghetto Belle 

Girls from the Deep South and the ghetto. (Example: if they're wearing Daisy Dukes and cutoff plaid shirts, good bet they're ghetto belles)
Damn, those ghetto belles are fine! Just look at those Southern-girl legs!
Ghetto Belle by Cyare February 27, 2011