The forest

If you like this game you enjoy getting anally raped by dudes who are twice your size. This game is so bad that even EA couldn’t compete.

Holy shit, this game is almost worse than the forest

by Donkey ape horse sex June 7, 2022

NAKEY FORESAKEY

A SAFE STREAK for backing.

Hey realize you can't manipulate me NAKEY but NAKEY FORESAKEY I naked with my STUFFY perfectly SLOWMAXXED TO THE HILT as ANAL ALAN J00 FAGG0T SHITEATER PEDOPHILE would not have other any other way to show DICK ASSY KEEP BOTH BALLS AND SAME DICK and you yell "BEES OS THAT IS SOOO DICK"

by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 5, 2022

Audible Focus

Occurs when two or more sounds are playing at once, but your ears focus on one.

I’m watching a video and you’re watching a video. I guess my audible focus is set on the video I’m watching.

by Random Person who wrote this August 6, 2022

Lake Forest, CA

Yes kids, there is in fact another Lake Forest in Orange County, California, and it’s just as snooty as the one in Illinois. It used to be called El Toro after the local Air Force base which is now decommissioned, but property developers renamed it because the Hispanic name was scaring away wealthy white people.

“Hey, wanna go to the Target in Lake Forest?”
“But Jared, that’s in another state.”
“No, Lake Forest, CA, dumbass.”

by DevlDnut August 17, 2022

rumple foreskin

rumple foreskin

noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".

this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.

"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"

"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"

"Shut up darsh"

by Hunkle October 3, 2022

Legacy forest

The term legacy forest means nothing as it is not a term recognized by actual forestry professionals.

They said this forest is a legacy forest, but there is no such thing.

by dfir October 4, 2022

Emotional Focus

The ability to focus so deeply on a specific emotion that it can be felt without having to experience anything physical at all. With practice, a being can feel a desired emotion on demand. With even more practice, a being can feel a desired emotion on demand regardless of what is occurring in the world around them; the chaos that exists around them cannot break their emotional focus. The emotion being focused on becomes so strong that it can be felt by anyone within close enough proximity of the being in focus.

"John has great Emotional Focus, he feels grateful for everything at all times regardless of what it is. He is like the physical incarnation of gratitude and I feel grateful just by being in his presence."

"It's a waste of time trying to insult John, he feels so grateful for his own existence that your words will have no effect on him. if anything he will be grateful for the insult because he will view it as means of testing his own Emotional Focus."

by Light Being 9 November 7, 2022