figitive

moving around to much...cant keep still

why you so figitive...keep still

by trucker b August 20, 2018

Fishtaygle

Anything that seems a little off or out of place, or a person not quite right in the head.

That cole slaw seems a little fishtaygle as if it was made 2 weeks ago.
Steer clear of Cleatus, he's been acting real fishtaygle since he ran out of meth.

by Stew Knod February 15, 2022

Lefty Hefty Righty Flighty

For when you have to go counter clockwise directions to tighten or loosen something.

Lefty Hefty Righty Flighty. That’s not a righty tighty screw. It’s a lefty hefty. If you want to remove it, it’s a righty flighty. :) *looks at left over screw*

by CheshirePup January 10, 2022

Flight 420

When you and/or a few friends smoke up, and are so high, you have taken off on Flight 420. When you come down from said high, you have landed.

Brandon: Dude, I'm not feelin it.
Deryck: Man, I'm on flight 420.
Brandon: Wait, hold on... I just took off.

by Xx420kronick420xX August 14, 2009

Foo Fighters

Mysterous balls of light that followed WWII bombers on their runs. Derived from the French word "feu" which means fire.

by I ain't givin' my name to a damn text box! October 28, 2003

fighting trim

A state of being ready to deal with a situation, because you are properly educated, trained and in good physical condition.

Ex: #1 My friends and I are doing the Tough Mudder in three months so I have to get myself in fighting trim. Ex: #2 Getting in fighting trim has been pretty tough. I've had to eat clean and exercise hard to turn into a lean, mean, fighting machine.

by DR3 Fitness October 6, 2013

Turd buckets in flight

When your turds hit the water at such a great speed that the shitty toilet water takes flight in buckets back at your ass cheeks.

Frank: How did your shit go?
Darryl: I had "Turd buckets in flight" again.
Frank: Damn, did you clean up?
Darryl: I air dried that shit
Frank: Good job fat ass.

by Oldschool22 September 30, 2011