Fuck a job

The term used to describe a person's belief that they dont need or want a job primarily used by Stitches (the rapper).

Dude: Stitches you need a job
Stitches: FUCK A JOB

by Sir pimp May 30, 2015

contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.

We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.

It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

Wonder Fuck

It is when you have had sex with somebody way out of your league. Something that might not ever happen again, it is like the peak of your sex like; the one time you'll always remember.

1: I was wonder fucked by Megan Fox

2: Man 1: When was your Wonder Fuck?

Man 2: When I did my wife for the first time

by 9289515257 May 17, 2011

fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

Destination fucked

She fails hard and lays there a while. To the right theres a kid pulling the middle finger and ooh a fucking pig

And she has just gone to destination fucked!

by Geidjbsndod November 29, 2018

Tigerland fuck

Sex act in an inconvenient place which includes two guys and two girls on a missionary position, usually in separate beds. This move is defined only as a heterosexual performance. Although often high-fives might occur between males.

Me and my friend totally tigerland fucked these two sisters in their parents' bed.

by Millievanilli September 6, 2010