Growing Ears

To not be doing anything.

"Hey what are you up to this afternoon?"
"Growing ears"

by Greeny95 May 8, 2024

Essential Ears

The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.

COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.

by TheDrewthHurts April 20, 2020

eAr rAPe

Darios phone

"Yare Yare daze.......ear rape."
"If you don't go out with me, your gonna get ear raped if you know what I mean."

by Nilo Brando July 16, 2020

.9.Ear.9.

.9.Ear.9.

.9.Ear.9.

by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025

Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.

I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.

by M.Mo August 13, 2021

mushroom earrings

A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual

Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.

by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023

Ear fetish

When one loves a good blow in the ear

When one loves a good hollow in the ear

“Oi girl, left or right”
I know you like that, ear fetish type shiet

by Ksixiwke September 27, 2020