Douchebagger 

(noun) an insidious obnoxious person with questionable objectives meddling in your affairs; someone who doesn't know you at all but busts up on your business and starts saying crap, giving advice, acting like it's his business, as if he knows what to do (Douche + Carpet-bagger)

Sam was telling a story about his ex, Lori, at the party, and some total douchebagger bust up into the scene and went off.

Douchebagger by Holly M S June 1, 2010

douchebag

Someone who posts on an internet message board about how awesome they are and puts everyone else down, and then turns out to be a smacktard with a unibrow who isn't half as cool as he thinks he is.

Man, that crazy homy talks so much crap... he's such a douchebag!

douchebag by SD Revenge January 5, 2011

douchebag nap 

Or dbn for short, is an extended period of slumber, beginning in the early evening , typically on a friday after a long week of work, and lasting far longer than necessary or purposeful, usually 3 or more hours. Subject awakens from said nap and feels like a douche because he is too groggy to go out and meet his friends but too awake to get the full nights sleep he desired. Not to be confused with the disco nap or power naps which actually serve legitimate social purposes.

Phil woke up from his 3 hour douchebag nap at 10:45pm on a beautiful summer weekend night, felt more tired then he did when he began it, and ended up watching trashy reality tv in a zombie like daze for the next 5 hours

douchebag nap by steve of buffalo July 1, 2011

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder) 

A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.

Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.

You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder) by Far Far Away August 29, 2010

douchebuggery

The act of cleaning up with a vinegary solution after your rectal cavity has been violated by an insensitive person or object or if you are removing your own head from your rectal cavity, the necessary and well advised cleaning process that ensues.

"Oh darn, I wish I had more time, but I can't talk now. I have to go and clean up after my daily rectocranialinversion so I will call you back later". Now that is some serious douchebuggery.

douchebuggery by ptsheddachshund September 9, 2009

douchebag

George W. Bush is the ultimate definition of a douchebag.

"wow, that guy really screwed up as president. he started a war, caused thousands of deaths for no reason, and is generally the worst president this country has ever seen!"
"what a douchebag."

douchebag by TheCatsMeow January 1, 2009

douchebag

A punk-ass two-bit fuckhead second term president who wends people to die in an invented war so his cock sucker friends can get rich.

gw bastard lying fucker

douchebag by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 4, 2005