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Depression 

A sadness that most teens claim to have// a new trend
Bro I lost my AirPods I think I have depression now :(“
Depression by Frickkkkk March 3, 2019

Depression 

That feeling that nothing matters. In other words, if you have depression, see it as a good thing because your mind has expanded and you can see the complete and utter emptiness that is to come.
1: Hey do you have depression?
2: Erm.. yes...
1: OMG that’s so cool bro, you know the truth of the universe!
2: *crying and shaking in the corner* I sure as hell do...
Depression by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

depression 

something all the white girls fake
white girl: OMG! I must post this Bart Simpson edit on Instagram to show the whole world how “depressed” I am! Because I have Crippling Depression
depression by ooferaud November 2, 2019

Depression 

Every 14 year old girl that listens to billie eillish.
Billie Eillish is so sad and depressed, her songs give me depression😭.”
Depression by Kekekwkwkwkwwk November 13, 2019

Depression 

A disease that everyone and their mamma claims that they have. 14 year old girls usually self-diagnose themselves with this disease. Mostly basic white hoes.
Daughter: “Mom I think I have depression.”
Mother: “Honey, you’re 13 and hormonal.”
Depression by Mike Whocheese Harry December 4, 2019

MOOPLING DEPRESSION 

means: u are retarded and is suicidal and depressing
u get moopling depression from stds and talking
MOOPLING DEPRESSION by PEARSZZZ September 17, 2017