gut clencher

When you laugh so hard at a joke or video that you have to grab your stomach just to help you breath

Those Markipler videos are gut clenchers I'm not even kidding

by daddylion July 5, 2020

Dutch Clutching

Imagine two girls one cup... but with apple pie.

Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...

by McLame July 30, 2020

Captain Clutch

This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;

Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.

by matthew staffords son September 10, 2020

Field Crunch

Oral sex being performed on a woman who is oblivious to the existence of razors and personal hygiene

She’s pretty good in bed, but she prefers someone who knows how to field crunch

by GianniGod October 6, 2020

Nut clutch

Slang for A women's vagina.

This random girl i met last night let me hit the nut clutch

by Kasketman December 18, 2020

Captain Crunch

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.

*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"

by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021

Oral clutching

The act of being shocked when one grasps for something once seen as salacious with their mouth, as if they now deem it normal and important.

Jason once said: “Don’t do any of that oral clutching, like you do your pearls. I can’t stand either. At least a strand of pearls is longer.”

by BuhryanPaynter January 6, 2021