Crustave 

Crustave is the crustacean king of the Crabs. In size, he does not differ from other crabs but that is not the reason to his ranking. Although not much is known about whether he is real or not, many believe he can outmatch Steve Buscemi in man to man combat. It was also reported in an old tapestry, that Crustave may indeed one day fight Luis Guzmán to protect this realm.

1: Have you heard of Crustave ?
2: Oh yeah the god of the ocean !
3: What ?!?! No, the king of crustaceans.

Crustave by Ilumanatee360 August 6, 2020

Crusted cunt 

When a girl or trans females pussy is crusted over with the jizz of another man

Sorry mia, I’m not gonna fuck you until you fix your crusted cunt

Crusted cunt by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

Crustic 

Crustic is a design term used to describe contemporary rustic designs. Can also be a derogatory slang to describe an unclean person or area of said person.

My bedroom is decorated in the crustic category of designs.
She had very crustic feet.

Crustic by Tattoo Nikki September 20, 2020

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole 

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair

Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole by Asadefa September 21, 2020

Crust punk 

A crust punk is a punk who hates the government, doesn’t shower and wears the same clothes everyday

Hey who is that?

That’s bug, he’s a crust punk I wouldnt touch his trousers or his hair if I were you

Crust punk by Wowilovememes December 3, 2021

Cristymistydinosaur 

Cristymistydinosaur is a 19 year old girl that streams with friends in a group called The Golden Club.

In The Golden Club are a total of 6 members called

Cristymistydinosaur - she created it
Lavampsr
Strikerplaysss
SiimplyRose
Mmilmil
And IIxxJiNXxxII

They all stream on Twitch

Is it true that Lavampsr and SiimplyRose are dating? Or are they engaged? They call eachother husband and wife.

Did SiimplyRose cheat on Cristymistydinosaur or was that all a joke.

Also, who is this new guy called mmilmil?
Are Cristymistydinosaur and mmilmil dating?

Cristymistydinosaur is super cute and has the funniest streams ever!

Look its Cristymistydinosaur!
I love you, Cristymistydinosaur

Cristymistydinosaur by Yngb March 25, 2022

Crustawnd 

A crustawnd is a French police officers baton.

Oi, Jeffery hit em with your crustawnd will ye?

Crustawnd by The Alligator December 1, 2022