Perfect child

Usually a person named Seren

She is just simply the best
1- my child’s name is Seren. She is a perfect child

2- wow you are so lucky to have her.

3- I wish I had a child like Seren.

4- she is so perfect
by Perfectly crafted child August 11, 2021
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Noice child

You really worked hard on that Noice child
by March 24, 2021
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Jesse+averee= new child

Averee got prego from daddy jesse 👅 💦
Damn Jesse+averee= new child🤣🤣🤣
by Mark claiminding April 18, 2019
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Child Support Trap

When the girl is hot but also a little white trashy and is super eager to sleep with you. Especially if you have a good job and she is out of your league. Don't do it, it's a trap.
Guy 1: You see Todd take that child support trap home last night?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna be paying her a fortune, hope it was worth it.
by The Bunz Clapper September 18, 2022
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Saurav, the child

a child who is good at barking and has got a throat infection doing so. fighter for the #salwyrrbest army.
by not saurav June 25, 2022
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Child torture

Where a young kid makes you watch dumb YouTube videos with them.
You have been watching "CATNAP vs. SQUID GAME MINECRAFT NOOB vs. PRO vs. HACKER CHALLANGE" with your younger sister for 5 minutes.
You: "This is child torture..."
by FlameDuplix007 April 08, 2024
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