Beef Nog

n - A beverage containing beef, as well as any other meat additives (as long as the majority of the meat is beef). Traditionally seasonal, but some consume it year-round. True Beef Nog is from the Nog region of France. Any other Beef Nog is actually just sparkling gravy. Beef Nog is a slurry of beef and heavy cream. Some regional toppings are heavy cinnamon sprinkling, nutmeg, parmesan cheese, dry rub, or wet rub. It is generally recommended to take one's time consuming Beef Nog, in order to savor every sip.

"Mike just threw up; It looks like Beef Nog."

Beef Nog by Zombiesnstuff December 20, 2025

Beef cookie

A verb referring to a swoll coochie, with extra large beef curtains.

Or a fancy stripper name.

I got into the VIP at the strip club and was grossed out when my stripper revealed her beef cookie. It was so angry!!! I'm gay now.

Beef cookie by Beef cookie February 7, 2026

Beef masher

A very hot redhead (apple core) who persuades fluids from meaty appendages. Similar to a Wendy’s frosty.

Tracy used those beef mashers to good effect on me for my birthday. Dayumn.

Beef masher by TracyGingerBeef February 21, 2026

Beef donley

A sexual act where you take a steak cut a hole in the side till you create a pocket after the creation of the pocket is made you fuck the steak and ejaculate in the pocket and tie it up after tying it up wrap the steak in bacon and pan sear it and ribeye works the best for this act

“I cooked this beef donley and gave it to my mom”

Beef donley by Farting ballon May 23, 2026

beef cake

A runner who ditches his T-shirt, pins it on the side of his belt, and runs like a walking ad—red sun burns, scorched-looking skin and all. Pectorals shaved, for maximum “look at this.”

Don’t confuse it with beef jerky: the ultimate age-stage, where the burned skin turns turtle-scale textured and the chest droops with the “gravity finally won” look.

Fabien: “Look at this—camouflage?”
Michael: “No, that’s a beef cake—running shirtless.”
Fabien: “He’ll be a good beef jerky when he gets older.”

beef cake by Fab Lee July 19, 2026

beef cake

Perfect : A runner who ditches his T-shirt, pins it on the side of his belt, and runs like a walking ad—red sun burns, scorched-looking skin and all. Pectorals shaved, for maximum “look at this.”

Don’t confuse it with beef jerky: the ultimate age-stage, where the burned skin turns turtle-scale textured and the chest droops with the “gravity finally won” look.

Fabien: “Look at this — camouflage?”
Michael: “No, that’s a beef cake—running shirtless.”
Fabien: “He’ll be a good beef jerky when he gets older.”

beef cake by Fab Lee July 19, 2026

impossible beef 

impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)

The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:

What is it called when two vegans argue?

Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.

Moo.

Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).

impossible beef by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023