by yourfriendlyneighbourhooddummy December 04, 2019
by Bang Ding Ow January 08, 2022
Hym "A while back I posited that having a beard would protect your face in hand-to-hand combat. Doug Sharpe made a video about the study. They made an artificial bone and covered it in hair of varying lengths and then built a 'striker' to hit the bone. What they found is that they striker would break the bone 100% of the time without any hair. 95% of the time with 5mm of hair. And 45% of the time with a full beard... So, long story short... CORRECT AGAIN! ULTIMATE SCIENCE-MASTER AND LITERAL CREATOR OF AI! I'm like a chief researcher! Except also better than everyone."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2024
Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.
And
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Oh, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
And
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Oh, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
by nurdygurl June 10, 2024
A pretend boy- or girlfriend used (hopefully knowingly) to disguise someone's true sexual orientation.
Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Yeah, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Yeah, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
by nurdygurl June 10, 2024
by cutty_nightheart February 16, 2016
When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.
by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024