awkward boner 

an untimely erection usually resulting in embarrassment in front of public places

The teacher called me to the board, but my awkward boner prevented me from doing so.

awkward boner by hunglow57 February 2, 2009

Ghost Boner 

A type of boner that a guy gets without realizing it.

Dude look at that dude he has a ghost boner and doesn't even know it!

Ghost Boner by GREB! December 21, 2008

game boner 

Something people have from being very excited for a video game before it is released.

One week before Halo 3 comes out
Person 1: "ZOMG HALO 3, OMG! I LOVE HALOO!!"
Person 2: Dude put your game boner away

game boner by Aaron Hinkle July 3, 2008

Snuggle Boner

An untimely and inappropriate erection during an implicitly non-sexual interaction.

"Sorry my snuggle boner made it difficult to enjoy Wall-E."

Snuggle Boner by somebody1223 August 6, 2009

Gentleman's Boner 

An erection caused by no cause at all. A polite boner

Pardon me ma'am don't mind my gentleman's boner.

Gentleman's Boner by James Jimbo Thompson December 17, 2012

Plantation Owner Boner 

An erection enhanced by the presence of women of color. The erection is further enhanced if the owner of the boner is known to espouse thoughts or remarks that overly-praise the value of his Caucasian extraction.

I normally don't go for black chicks, but this girl gave me a Plantation Owner Boner sharp enough to slice up my ancestral heritage.

Plantation Owner Boner by MigDaBull January 16, 2012

football boner 

An overwhelming sense of excitement that comes from an amazing play on the field.

Every time Matthew Stafford throws to Calvin Johnson I get a football boner.

football boner by Society Kills January 8, 2012