by cpierre March 4, 2025

Anthony, a Funny Guy that always cracks a joke to make you smile. He hates to see you at your lowest and tries to make you happier, but sometimes doesn't succeed. Sometimes is cold hearted, but really sweet and caring exactly to you. But to you, he's a cold hearted monster sometimes. You love him, but you also hate him. You sometimes hurt each other without even knowing, and don't know what to say to one another. It's complicated between you and Anthony. You still have strong feelings and love him. But you have a feeling that it's not gonna last a long time if you don't be honest with each other.
"Hey what's up with you and Anthony? "
"It's Complicated Ig, I still love him deeply tho.. "
- Dc (Daphne)
"It's Complicated Ig, I still love him deeply tho.. "
- Dc (Daphne)
by Notantonioswifey January 1, 2022

marvelous glorious superior distinguished noble the one and only undeniable universal wise one of a kind king
Anthony Arroyo Martinez is my marvelous glorious superior distinguished noble the one and only undeniable universal wise one of a kind king.
by Ant’s Fanboy January 6, 2024

Anthony is basically a mental problem which causes you o become stupid after a week and then a week after you become a dumbass and then after 1 month you will become a donkey(burro).
This kind of mental problem is so rare but meanwhile so dangerous.
The reason that it is named Anthony is because of Anthony James Coll who was a Brazilian dumbass who also lived in Sweden and Scottland, he used to be so dumb and thought that he is better than his friend who was legend called Arad.
He was so dumb that he changed to a donkey at the age of 14.
This kind of mental problem is so rare but meanwhile so dangerous.
The reason that it is named Anthony is because of Anthony James Coll who was a Brazilian dumbass who also lived in Sweden and Scottland, he used to be so dumb and thought that he is better than his friend who was legend called Arad.
He was so dumb that he changed to a donkey at the age of 14.
by Anthony james coll ihguf May 14, 2019

Yo is that guy climbing a mountain with no harness or anything- Guy 1
His name probably is Anthony-Guy 2
His name probably is Anthony-Guy 2
by Fucked your bitch November 21, 2021

Noun
1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb
1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium
2. To comfort
Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around
1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb
1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium
2. To comfort
Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around
Noun example:
Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"
Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:
A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"
B:"Oh fr fr"
A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:
A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"
Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"
Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:
A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"
B:"Oh fr fr"
A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:
A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"
by Joe Schmœ June 4, 2018

A cuntface whore who murdered her child in cold blood, got arrested, had hard sex with the judge, provided false information (she got charged for four counts of those but two of those were overturned on appeal for some fucking reason), and got acquitted.
by 7568ino March 18, 2025
