When your neck is so sore that you cant go to work but really you've just been up all night partying.
by frogdoggie March 21, 2019
Get the 24 hour neck flumug. by knockknockdefinetime March 3, 2023
Get the tuna hoursmug. A time early in the morning when successful people are awake, as to have more time to further their ambitions, whilst everyone else is asleep.
I need to be in bed soon, if I want to make the swim team I’ll need to be up at champion hours so better get to sleep now.
by MikeO’hearn December 12, 2017
Get the champion hoursmug. Definition: When multiple Horde guilds on Grobbulus-US proclaim a day will be marked to purge Alliance leaders as a boast of power, then they get wiped on Prophet Velenn when 1 Alliance raid group finds them in Exodar.
Horde Raid Leader: "Todays the day of Red Hour! We'll kill the Alliance Leaders and scare them from ever attacking us! Revenge for Baine Bloodhoof!"
Horde Guildies: "YEAAAH"
*Arrives to Exodar after learning the Alliance raid is already in Stormwind, fight Velenn then get wiped when the Alliance raid ports into Exodar. The aftermath results in a Mommy-Daughter RP experience so embarrasing that a Horde guild posted it onto YouTube and made a temporary truce with the Alliance guilds to link the YouTube video.*
Horde Guildies: "YEAAAH"
*Arrives to Exodar after learning the Alliance raid is already in Stormwind, fight Velenn then get wiped when the Alliance raid ports into Exodar. The aftermath results in a Mommy-Daughter RP experience so embarrasing that a Horde guild posted it onto YouTube and made a temporary truce with the Alliance guilds to link the YouTube video.*
by TheFourOfVis July 20, 2025
Get the Red Hourmug. Hym "Umm... What... What the fuck just happened just there?"
Iam "Hmm?"
Hym "Did you take over!?"
Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"
Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"
Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"
Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"
Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"
Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"
Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
Iam "Hmm?"
Hym "Did you take over!?"
Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"
Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"
Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"
Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"
Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"
Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"
Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
by Hym Iam January 1, 2024
Get the Two hoursmug. by Someone who is WAY TOO bored May 14, 2020
Get the Cocktail hourmug. Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.
by jimmybomm April 21, 2022
Get the covid hoursmug.