anal gaze

Concentrate on one's asshole to reach a Zen like state.

Or

To place one's eye on another's anus.

My yogi told me to anal gaze with him in today's class.

Sarah let me anal gaze her and now I'm pretty sure I have pink eye. Should I tell mom?

by SirMicroPenis March 6, 2016

anal stew

The collection of hair, toilet paper remnants, poop, underwear lint, and whatever else might get caught up in the ass crack.

My swamp ass has developed into a serious anal stew, I have to take a Silkwood Shower.

by Dirty OED February 13, 2017

anal chorus

Preaching to the choir : flatulent symphony as in political rhetoric

The reverend directed an anal chorus for the congregation. The politician composed an unprecedented flatulent symphony.

by tlarr March 24, 2017

anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

by pponkie September 27, 2019

Anal gap

The gap which is called an asshole near your rear, can be used as an insults

Your an anal gap!

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Anal Fade

When you spread your ass cheeks and the barber gives your asshole a FRESH Fade.

“The barber accidentally cut my asshole while giving me an Anal Fade, but it looks Fresh As Hell!”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

Anal Whiplash

Whiplash that occurs within the anal cavity. This produces unchartable amounts of pain. Anal Whiplash only takes place after excessive amounts of massive rectum pounding

Jon got anal whiplash so bad yesterday that he went to the hospital for a anus transplant.

by Kevin who is going to stab Jon March 24, 2005