Fuck Truck

A person (guy) who probably has a tiny penis, has a truck, and drives like a fuckin asshole.

Stupid fuck truck just cut me off!

by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018

Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.

She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!

by Mikey Ehrmantraut June 1, 2015

Truck Rider

Someone who talks tough at the truck but can’t handle riding the course

Dude he’s such a truck rider, he can’t even keep up with the kid’s on the kid’s course.

by TwoTwoRider March 26, 2022

Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

by Lil2high July 21, 2024

Russian Monster Truck

The act of inserting one's entire head into another individuals anus before screaming as loud as possiblem, with goal of creating a sound - wave based, sensual experience.

SONIC: "Yo Eggggggman, nice booty."

DR. ROBOTNIK: "Lets see how much you REALLY love my cheeks, hedgehog!"

SONIC: "Alright! I'm gonna eat this entire Chili Dog, than wear you like a hat Doc!"

DR. ROBOTNIK: "At long last, after Sonic gives me a RUSSIAN MONSTER TRUCK, the seven chaos emeralds will finally be mine!

SONIC: "Here we go!"

by Flooperzz August 24, 2025

Truck

A truck is a common term referred to in county jails. It’s used to describe someone who is lazy, a round skipper, PFN loving, and gives away the house. Can be referred to as a Soup Sandwich,Chicken Wire Canoe , Dump Truck.

Those guys on D-Team are total trucks. That soup sandwich and the Mamador need to get the chains out for their tires. They are giving away the whole house!

by JMPostin August 5, 2020

freedom truck

A fully tracked, armoured fighting vehicle, as referred to by people from 'Murika.

The Freedom Truck division rolled across the desert, defending the freedom fry-consuming public.

by CCog September 14, 2013