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stones

Money. Usually in hundred dollar amounts.
"Yo. I'm about to buy that new watch. It's gonna cost me 3 stones."
by SprocDoc September 30, 2011
mugGet the stonesmug.

Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
mugGet the Wind off a stonemug.

dakota stone

by ji ,y nd iz dfuzB June 6, 2020
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skipping stones

Going in two anal beads at a time instead of one
My girl likes to take me out and show how good she is at skipping stones
by PiManTrips February 28, 2015
mugGet the skipping stonesmug.

secondary stoned

When you are talking to someone who is stoned and you start to feel stoned without even smoking at being around weed.
Seth: just smoked 3 bowls
Mikayla: "dude I feel so secondary stoned rn"
by FarOutDudes August 27, 2017
mugGet the secondary stonedmug.

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