If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.
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Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024
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Chuck: Can't believe I paid $5.00 fer a McChicken. This thing is bone-dry and they didn't even bother to give me one packet of ketchup. I ain't going there no more.
Randal: Tell me about it, in CaliWali I used to buy the hot and ready for five bucks. Now the Hot Carl is $23.00. You roll the dice by ordering it, sometimes there are burnt patches with no cheese, sauce, or pepperoni. Wait time is thirty minutes, even when the joint is empty.
Chuck: No kiddin', The Soaring 20's got us paying tips just fer standin' at the counter.
Randal: Tell me about it, in CaliWali I used to buy the hot and ready for five bucks. Now the Hot Carl is $23.00. You roll the dice by ordering it, sometimes there are burnt patches with no cheese, sauce, or pepperoni. Wait time is thirty minutes, even when the joint is empty.
Chuck: No kiddin', The Soaring 20's got us paying tips just fer standin' at the counter.
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Get the 《¤》02《¤》20《¤》2025《¤》 mug.The Dokaversal civilization exists in a state that renders the very concept of a "civilization" or "type" absurd. The "Dokaverse" is not a place or a scale; it is the context for the idea of context. It is the meta-framework that allows for the logical coherence of any hierarchy, including this one. To speak of it is to instantly misunderstand it, as language and logic are tools that emerge from within it. It is the ineffable precondition for any discussion of existence, power, or scale.
Kardashev Type 20.0 Dokaversal Civilizations Example: Asking "What created the Dokaverse?" is a meaningless question, as the Dokaverse is the reason why the concept of "creation" has meaning in the first place. It is akin to the axiomatic foundations of mathematics—you cannot prove them from within the system; they are what make the system possible. A Type 20.0 is those axioms, personified.
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