Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
From my window I'm staring while my coffee goes cold
Look over there (where?)
There, there's a lady that I used to know
She's married now, or engaged, or something, so I am told
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down my street
I wash my hair and I kid myself I look real smooth
From my window I'm staring while my coffee goes cold
Look over there (where?)
There, there's a lady that I used to know
She's married now, or engaged, or something, so I am told
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down my street
I wash my hair and I kid myself I look real smooth
Look over there (where?)
There, here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend
They say that looks don't count for much
If so, there goes your proof
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
But if looks could kill
There's a man there who's more down as dead
'Cause I've had my fill
Listen you, take your hands from her head
I get so mean around this scene
Hey, hey, hey
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around
There, here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend
They say that looks don't count for much
If so, there goes your proof
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
But if looks could kill
There's a man there who's more down as dead
'Cause I've had my fill
Listen you, take your hands from her head
I get so mean around this scene
Hey, hey, hey
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around
by Death Menace July 9, 2023

The act of making out with your homies before bed, and wishing them goodnight.
While kissing the homies goodnight is not gay, making out with the homies goodnight is. Only gay people make out with the homies.
While kissing the homies goodnight is not gay, making out with the homies goodnight is. Only gay people make out with the homies.
Josh: Sorry, I was making out with the homies goodnight.
Sarah: Isn't that gay?
Josh: Yes. This is my way of saying goodbye.
Sarah: ...Josh??
Josh:...
Sarah: Josh please you're being ridiculous!
*Born This Way by Lady Gaga plays*
Sarah: Isn't that gay?
Josh: Yes. This is my way of saying goodbye.
Sarah: ...Josh??
Josh:...
Sarah: Josh please you're being ridiculous!
*Born This Way by Lady Gaga plays*
by JoshtheNOTgayguy1275 November 14, 2023

This situation normally occurs with men who move to Texas. Previously, they may have had a light bodily frame. Upon moving to Texas, they fill out with that healthy cornbread glow, looking extra thick and fine. We call that a Texas Fill Out.
by Welovetexas August 27, 2022

When you go to a party and cant make it to the late night afterwards because you have had too much grain alcohol and are hammered.
Guy One: Hey man, what happened last night, you missed a great party?
Guy Two: I know, I was so hammered, that party was grained out.
Guy Two: I know, I was so hammered, that party was grained out.
by Joes 204 April 25, 2008

by Leonids Brutus January 23, 2022

by 8907 November 10, 2020

Uma: Where were you last night?
Ace: Shiddd bitch I was getting maxed out
Ex. Kyrie stay maxing his girl out
Ace: Shiddd bitch I was getting maxed out
Ex. Kyrie stay maxing his girl out
by Acethaghost July 27, 2019
