palm tree dick

A proverbial slang referring to one who steals another's shade; Taker of comfort. A shady individual out for himself. Feminine- palm tree cunt.

That palm tree dick told everyone that it was his idea.

Give me the remote, don't be such a palm tree dick!

by leprechaunic November 7, 2013

Big Dick Advantage

Big Dick Advantage is when you have the biggest dick in a group of other guys.

In high school, I always had big dick advantage in the men's locker room.

by McFloppycock September 30, 2015

big dick personality

when a guys personality would lead you to assume that they have a big dick.

"I was really disappointed at how small it was when he whipped it out because he had such a big dick personality."

by erizzleonmynizzle November 26, 2016

Suck Dick November

Every girl who makes eye contact with you, has to suck you dick

Bro 1: Ay bro i think that girl just made eye contact with you
Bro 2: Wow luckily its suck dick november bro
Girl *sucks bro 2’s dick*

by Bro69420 October 2, 2019

big fucking dick

It's a big ol' peen

Someone looking at big ol peen: "Woag, that guy has a big fucking dick. Nice!"

by Dark Angel sexmaster May 8, 2020

Kick Dick Day

On October 14th every female has the right to kick some dicks, no matter who, or when.

April shouted, “Hey Sophie! Today is KICK DICK DAY! Now we get to have revenge on your cheating ex!”
“YASSS April! He’s gonna pay!”

by RevengeDates22345 October 13, 2020

poop dick ditch

An up and coming term for those lame sons of bitches who think they're kinky, but freak out and run away screaming as soon as shit gets real (literally).

"This hottie and me were getting in on real good, for sure! But then..., I um, got a little ick on me, so I had to bounce!"
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."

by Waitforit!** May 31, 2017