dick faced fucking cunt

something to shout at someone when they seriously piss you off that much that all you want to do is curse there whole being. also see "titty arse faced cunt"

James Colston, you are a dick faced fucking cunt!!

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Big Dick Homies

A group of homies that all have big dicks and when they are together they will sometimes compares them to each other and whoever’s is the biggest will be the leader of all the homies

I just beat Chad for leader of the Big Dick Homies because I grew two inches

by TallBlackBoy January 11, 2020

dick face joe

a dumb faced nigger with a stupid ponytail

tom:did you invite dick face joe to the party?

james: of course not.

by Ihateurfacenow March 3, 2012

dick wee wee

1. replaces an explitive when trying to sound cool, usually used in mixed company

2. a penis, or any product thereof

1. God dude, you eat the dickwee

2. Oh man, my dickweewee is kinda raw she sucked me off so long

by mark pesavento December 6, 2003

whip your dick out

An expression you tell someone to encourage him/her to show everyone who is in charge.

So what if half of the team are against your idea! Whip your dick out, and tell them you're moving forward with this project!

by lil yin yang February 11, 2018

touch a boy dick day

u got a pass to touch any boy dick

go up to a boy in touch his dick its National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019

Tooting Your Own Dick

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.

A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"

by Erecto January 3, 2010