Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.

Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.

by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025

Bodhis man cave

An area you go to get your Coochie snatched

Girl 1: OMG I WANT MY COOCHIE SNATCHED
Bodhi: Come to the man cave (wink wink)
Girl 2: I wanna go to!
Bodhi: Your all welcome

Girl 1: OMG I LOVE BODHIS MAN CAVE

by damancavemasta June 22, 2025

Pure white gay man

Phrase started by a pure white gay man.

I am a pure white gay man.

by Ihatejdhlildickboy June 23, 2025

2 man/2man/2-man

this is NOT a double date. i repeat, a 2 man is NOT a double date. it is a term usually referring to heterosexual sex culture, but is also used in queer spaces. a 2 man is when two people meet another two people and fuck. could be 2 separate couples, could be a threesome, could be a foursome; but the intention is they fuck. not a date!!

"Ouuu yeah girl bring that toy for our 2 man/2man/2-man tonight; I'll stop by the liqa sto!"

by sariaa June 24, 2025

Nebraska Man

A pre-evolutionary ancestor of modern Man; a form of Java Man, obsessed with coffee shops, and direct cousin of Australopithecus Africanus. Characterized by a smaller cranial cavity, and vestige of caveman relatives in the present day. As indication of social Darwinism, they represent evolutionary misfits who could not compete elsewhere, and rely on zero property value in the middle of nowhere.

Have you seen that movie "Caveman"? With Ringo Starr? That's nothing compared to Nebraska Man.

by Ubermensch-One June 25, 2025

Chopped Man Epidemic

This era of time some women refer to as the “Chopped Man Epidemic”, essentially the shortage of good looking men.

Girl 1- I haven’t seen a good looking man in weeks.
Girl 2- Yeah, we’re really in a chopped man epidemic.

by TziTziDatGuyGuy June 26, 2025

Man God

Look at that! It's the character from "jobless reincarnation" that is based on me! Get it!? Half man (Him), half God (I am)is a Demi-God. Demi-God in Latin is "Daemon." That's me! Right? It's literally my name! Who would have thought!? My pseudonym is literally just and etymology word association riddle as a stand-in for MY ACTUAL NAME! WOOOOAAAAAAH! I said that that's what it was! Initially!

Hym "And Man God is like this translucent God-Man who is basically Aqua from Konosuba! Man... That's something right? That's a thing."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025