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Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.
Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019
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no horse shit

No Horse Shit is a quote from the movie Big Trouble in Little China. No Horse Shit means no joke, or no messing around.
by Jackburton255 May 21, 2019
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45 in the Shit

When you are so deep in trouble you are almost done for.
All those years ignoring responsibility and now he is 45 in the Shit
by Reddeadroses May 21, 2019
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Shit stick

When you put a brown frosting toupee, peanuts for eyes and carve a mouth onto a twix bar, you have created a shit stick
"Wtf is that sis?"
"Oh this? Its my shit stick"
"Dope"
by Shitstick joslin-butler May 23, 2019
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shit

you
by ThIswEbsIteiSsHit May 24, 2019
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okie dokie shit

the act of being called to your father because you keep saying okie dokie for him to say “shut up with this okie dokie shit and learn some god damn respect”
chuckie: put your fuckin clothes away

hunter: okie dokie

chuckie: shut up with this okie dokie shit and learn some god damn respect
by kanker123666 May 24, 2019
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Shit Wrangler

Jim just became a certified shit wrangler
by Shitwrangler3000 May 30, 2019
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