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Piece of Shit

Human with no respect towards gays,trans,pans,asexuals, or is straight up racist
This piece of shit doesn’t reappear anyone but himself
by Speedo wearing motherfucker February 6, 2023
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Shit meets Terrible

A level beyond retartedness, like not physically possible
Don't even try, you'll probably hurt yourself
Be careful or you'll end up like Shit meets Terrible
by Globalwarmingyay May 18, 2017
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Torpedo shit

Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.
Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!
by Exspellyouranus! June 11, 2015
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Shit Rack

The "shit rack" is a term used to describe where a person places themselves when they are "settling" within a relationship. This often is derived from incompatabilities between a partner and resentment often builds towards the person that isn't on the shit rack. If you sell yourself cheap, you will end up broke???
"I feel like I've put myself on the shit rack while dating Scott. I know my worth; duh I could do so much better! He also shusshes me from time to time and has the worst wandering of eye of all time. I'm tired of entertaining clowns! Fuck this, I'm putting my crown back on waving to Scott from the shit rack. I'm out"!!!!
by Cappy C April 27, 2023
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Shit tok

When you watch TikTok videos while sitting on the toilet.
I shit tok for 30 minutes every morning.
by Shootin nutz June 21, 2022
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Shitting the Nest

A phase often experienced by late teens or young adults in the months and weeks before they leave home characterized by an increase in risk-taking, rule-breaking and disrespect and a decrease in GPA and emotional maturity. More politely known as "soiling the nest:"
Relative: "How's your son doing?" Parent: "I can't wait until he's off to college in August so he's been shitting the nest."
by Worn-Out Parent June 2, 2023
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Lava shits

When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.
Gene: holy christ, call the fire department! Carter has the lava shits!
by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025
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