TDS (Tiny Dick Syndrome)

when your dick is so tiny that you're angry all the time similar to tiny feet syndrome or tiny hand syndrome.

Man he seems extremely angry he must have TDS (tiny dick syndrome)

by stephriley June 22, 2022

dick big balls little

When someone's eye is slightly more closed than the other.

"Yo Abby is mad dick big balls little in that photo."

"When yo dick big but yo balls little."

by ChickenTeryaki225 August 2, 2023

Dick butt hentai daddy

This is what you would call someone who loves gay anal incest hentai.

Bob: what are you watching?
Me: gay anal incest hentai.

Bob: ohhh so your a dick butt hentai daddy.

by SepticChimera90 October 10, 2019

Suck my bitch, dick!

It's the women's version of suck my dick, bitch!

You - wow, you look like a hot mess today! Whose bed did you crawl outta?

Me -Suck my bitch, dick!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 14, 2022

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true

- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

fiddle playing dick muncher

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!

by herpiderp March 30, 2016

dumb dick syndrome (DDS)

Dumb dick syndrome is something that happens to every woman after receiving an extraordinary dick down/sex. Dumb dick syndrome effects the brain in subjects, making the subject highly irritable, extremely annoying, and severely emotional when you don't respond to her after giving her a good dicking.

"Man dude, I think I gave this girl a bad case of Dumb dick syndrome (dds) because she will not stop blowing me up and saying crazy things. I ain't even doing nothing"

by Boobookittyslut April 27, 2021