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Metric shit ton

The highest number an American can describe +1.
- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.
by Krippa November 24, 2020
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shitting and barding

When someone playing bard from league of legends cums all over the enemy team in a team fight.
"Wow nick you really were shitting and barding on the enemy that game. Back shots were given."
by HyperColossus November 27, 2021
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To lose one's shit

"To lose one's shit" has a very similar meaning as "to lose one's mind" Except your mind is brown, ugly, smelly, often watery, and is being dropped in, and clogging toilets at an alarming rate, as we speak.
To lose one's shit, can be used in this
case.
Guy: Was Kanye on grass when he wrote "Lift Yourself"?!
Guy 2: Fo' sheezy nigga, he lost his shit.
by Vulcan Shoryuken December 21, 2018
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shit coat

It's the mess that happens when you have a lose bowel movement or diarrhea and the shit splashes back and covers the underside of your balls.
Jamie: Man, your girlfriend won't blow you anymore
Andy: I know. I got this nasty shit coat and she gags when she goes down on me.
by Koprky March 7, 2011
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shit

hoo boy theres a lot to cover

1) adjective for something that is bad
2) adjective for something that is really good
3) synonym for "stuff"
4) exclamation for when things dont go well
5) word used in a state of shock
6) used for emphasis in how much you did something
7) poop
8) someone who is annoying
9) noun for a thing that is bad
theres probably more i missed
1) this game is shit
2) this food is the shit
3) are you gonna help me move my shit?
4) ah shit!
5) holy shit!
6) i beat the shit out of that guy!
7) just took a massive shit
8) you piece of shit!
9) what is this shit?
by CURNICNLGEE October 23, 2022
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Shit guy

Shit guy - an individual that is generally incompetent and extremely corny. Usually seen to have poor dress sense. Often spotted in groups of multiple shit guys. Easily identifiable.
by Quackz6 April 18, 2022
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Shit skin

Derogatory but accurate term for middle eastern/ Indian people Due to most having dookie brown skin and always smelling foul.
I’m sick of those damn shit skins always spam calling me
by dillyding February 26, 2025
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