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I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.

I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.
I had the most disturbing dream ever last night
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021
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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.
*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change
by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025
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and i oop

what half the girls in my school run around saying
ahhhh i dropped my hydroflasksksksksk in the hallway! and i oop!”
by dkbxdijvdshkvxd March 13, 2020
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I spot a Martin

someone who flirts like a year six, example swearing and hitting the opposite sex
"person 1: I spot a Martin
person 2:where?
person 1:there!"
by bumfluff420 June 21, 2017
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