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my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.
jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

random woman: no!

jim: please?

random woman: ...fine.
by 8008s March 1, 2010
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I love My Kitty Cat, yes I do!

A song made by Parry Gripp and Nathan Mazur. It's a very cute and catchy song.
I love My Kitty Cat, yes I do! I love my kitty cat, oh I do! And all I want to do is to give it lots of love, give it lots of love, and a kiss and a hug!!
by CatLADY01720 March 12, 2021
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I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants
by queer_ dude_man June 18, 2018
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a potato flew around my room before you came

A potato flying around your room.
Or
Potato is mistaken for "tornado" in the song " thinking bout' you" by Frank Ocean.

Vine related

-Igsophiee | IG
-did you see my potato?
-well..., a potato flew around my room before you came, exuse the mess it made, it usually dosen't rain...
by Sophietooturnt November 22, 2014
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Who told you you could eat my cookies?

Another popular pharse by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is very often used in prank calls and can be heard in various soundboards.
Cookies?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies???!!
by Kyle Strangle May 8, 2006
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Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.
Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com August 4, 2009
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At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.
by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005
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