i want a slushy

when you want a slushy

i want a slushy thats blue

by ok2178312 September 17, 2021

<.7.9.7.>I Like It Finger Out Around Final Bout Because It Is Over Nine-Thousand<.7.9.7.6>

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothe

<.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothe

<.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothe

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

I cat tall the dark 16

a common example of a bad internet alias

hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16

by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021

I am a lie

It's when your whole life is a lie and you will lie till the end of your life

I am a lie and everything I have said up to this point is a lie

by Fucking Asshole fuuuuuck May 7, 2023

I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world

The name of the anime I would write.

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025