by rk092 January 17, 2024


Hey bro I think i might be going He-man! I have a thing for dating freshmen and I'm a senior.
Its ok bro you're not 18 so its all good.
Its ok bro you're not 18 so its all good.
by Greaser96 September 20, 2014

This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.
"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'
by Vegitomofo August 20, 2020

by Travis Bickle May 9, 2022

someone who looks like a tree and is emo. often found cooped up in their own room listening to rock music.
person 1: he's such a tree man
person 2: ikr! like black fingerless gloves??? thats so tree man-like!
person 2: ikr! like black fingerless gloves??? thats so tree man-like!
by smexy mar January 9, 2022

A cigarette that has been squished and bent, whether authentically or purposefully, to resemble a cigarette that has been in the back pocket of a man who has been working manual labour all day.
by Dartman124 April 20, 2018
