Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Working Man’s First Class

When you are on an empty airplane and get an entire row to yourself.

The flight from Vegas to Chicago was half empty so I was upgraded to Working Man’s First Class. I got to spread out in the whole row by myself!

by ernmoran February 1, 2025

1 Can Man

only takes 1 alcoholic beverage to feel the the effect

have you heard about billy he’s a 1 can man

by The leaker February 4, 2025

Man fail boo

1.When giving fake medical advice/ trying to trick someone into believing its a real thing.

2. Any issue blame it on the man fail boo

Created by my sister 2025

Person 1:"Oh my ankle hurts a lot, do you have any idea what it could be?"

Person 2:"Oh yeah its probably man fail boo"

by Slugchomper February 5, 2025

J Man

J Man is someone who sits at the back of the room, the man who knocks, the goat, mister aura

yourdailywtakes: yo who on siege? 👀
trust: i dont play with copper shitters.
cnote: yo trust ur a J Man
trust: glaze it
rx: kids a boss

by fuckrx February 6, 2025

The White Man Flip

When two gay men are fucking each other in the asses the one taking it does a front flip while the man is still inside causing his dick to break inside

Hey man after work do you want to do the white man flip with me

by Mr. Jankum February 8, 2025

man

A miserable little pile of secrets!

"Die monster. You don't belong in this world!*

"It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute."

"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves."

"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."

"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."

"What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk; have at you!"

by aMiserableLittlePileOfSecrets February 9, 2025