Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril

An exclamation of surprise and shock.

Jade: Timothy I'm pregnant
Timothy: Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril, who's the father?!

by Cyril April 16, 2017

My Little N i g g e r

You can call me Mr. M a j o r or ‘daddy’ M a j o r. I’m writing this to clarify the stuff written about my little n I g g e r Lawrence or Larry. I know he’s a problem for folks and some of you unlucky ones who have to be around him in Omaha. I managed to knock up his momma, who was a alcoholic crack whore. So from the beginning he wasn’t wanted. He was a chubby little squat. In fact his titties was bigger than his momma’s when he was a boy. But I could see that when he was a little baby, he was gonna be a problem. That’s one reason I left. I didn’t want to believe he came from my loins. He used to get in fights, but only when somebody else was there to protect him. His life of crime started early when he stole money from me from my wallet. He went on to stealing hubcaps, breaking windows and stealing from stores. He was sent to Boys Town, but I was gone then and from what I’ve read, he’s still a miserable little bastard. I know he’s diabetic, but still drinks too much anyway which makes him even worse. Them folks have to deal with a drunken loud mouth that runs around crying racism all the time. I know I wouldn’t hire him if I ran a business. He was, is, and will always be just a scum punk.

I don’t envy anybody that’s around my little n I g g e r. I’ve said my peace.

by Nigger Larry Major in Omaha April 30, 2013

fuck my ass cause i love jesus

loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.

I'm'a christian but i want some fuck so fuck my ass cause i love jesus christ.

by weavesnatcher69 December 3, 2017

why do my posts always get declined

If you decline this you aren’t loyal to pewdiepie and you love tseries and are gay

Why do my posts always get declined?

by annoying fucker June 18, 2019

You suck my dick and I'll suck yours

When you help another person, on the condition they help you back in return. It's basically another iteration of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"

I'm going to help you on this test and you'll help me. you suck my dick and I'll suck yours.

by Manix Torres Garcia Alejandro November 15, 2020

Oh my Gyaw le Gyeu est Gyu

(Gyawd) -, Montréal slang for: “God”.
(Gyeu) -, a noun that can mean: he/she , they/them.
(Gyu) -, Montréal slang for: “cute”.

Gyeu - word created by Ethan Perez and noah Bilodeau.

Kesspase mon gyeu, tu pull up live!! les gyeu sont gyu chez moi, oh my gyawd qui sont gyu!

“Oh my Gyaw le Gyeu est Gyu”. means:
Oh my god the “person” is cute

“Les gyeu sont gyu chez moi” meaning -, the girls are fire at my place.

“oh my gyawd qui sont gyu“ meaning -, oh my god they’re so fire!

by anonymous October 12, 2020

fax my boy spit yo shit indeed

This is a phrase used whenever you're either sarcastic or genuinely agreeing to someone's stupid, bodacious, autistic and interesting take.

Man 1: Girls are the epitome of hypocriticism in today's society where people wish to have gender equality. Their solution? Gender equality means downgrading the rights of men.
Man 2: Fax my boy spit yo shit indeed!

by Hotwaterphobia October 13, 2023